Hey friends, it’s me your pal from last season! Sorry it took till week 4 to get back here, but I was busy doing things, and also stuff. You don’t care why because it doesn’t matter, all that matters is I’m back! Breathing in once again the fumes of the collapsing mental health of college football fans around the country is something I’ve missed very much, I’m so glad to be back.
Gotta give a shoutout to Erik, Brent, and CB for keeping the meltdown magic rolling while I was gone, y’all are wonderful. ANYWHO let’s get to the real reason for the season: pain.