What a rollercoaster of a season folks. This kind of up and down narrative hasn’t been seen since 1998, when friend of the Program, Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell In A Cell!
Let’s take a look at our story so far.
Due to preternatural hydration and TV lockers, Texas WAS BACK™. This was quickly followed by actual football being played, and it was declared with finality that Texas was decidedly NOT BACK. But after an elite 56-point shutout against powerhouse San Mateo State, we at the Pregamer are calling our shot with a double-down, real, genuine, certified Texas is “BACK BACK!